Found random words to rhyme about:
lazy, lout, pig, snout, sauerkraut.
I’ll doggerel combine,
in limerick time,
to put off scrubbing my bathroom’s tile grout.
That lazy Lout guzzled vermouth,
showed potbelly and looked uncouth.
A picture of sin,
with bottle of gin,
and when not drinking, he fed his sweet tooth.
As to a snout, little I know,
it’s needed for truffles to go.
You might ask French hog
or look at his blog,
Couch Lout’s likely viewed an animal show.
It might taste good but sauerkraut stinks,
spread on hot dog or sausage link.
Meat made from pig snout,
“Goes with beer,” burped Lout,
then, grease on his shirt, he died in a blink.
Limericks are completely done,
such silly lines but I had fun.
Now, I am sincere,
I had no Lout here,
and thanks, but no thanks, please don’t bring me one.